Wednesday, November 24, 2010
November 22, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
November 8, 2010
loved ones that have passed away, with candles and fountains and statues and pictures and crosses and virgens and just everything that the family member loved. the goal is to make the biggest and coolest shrine and you display it outside your house or out in the plaza. so thats the first part. the second part is that then they go to the persons grave and clean it and put flowers and stuff on it, then they BUY THE DEAD PERSON FOOD AND PUT FOOD ON THE GRAVE FOR THE DEAD PERSON TO EAT AND THEN THEY LEAVE. some people really think that the dead people eat the food so they leave all their favorite food here, and then i guess in the night homeless people just go to the graveyard and have a huge feast! but its kinda cool to see how much they love their families and people that have died. its such a big deal and they spend sooo much money buying dead people food and shrines and stuff like that. something that me and my comp have started doing is on the busses whenever we go somewhere one person gets up in the front of the bus and one person in the back and we make an announcement to everyone about how we're missionaries and what we're doing and say our testimonies. then we go person by person to see if anyone is interested. so we started doing that, then the other day we get on the bus and there was this guy on there singing with a guitar. it doesnt sound that bad, but he sings love songs and at first he sings like enrique englesias, then all of a sudden he goes SOOO LOW like will farrell when he has voice immodulation hahaha! then the other day we get on the bus and we are about to make our announcement and 2 CLOWNS get on the bus and do OUR EXACT IDEA. one goes to the front, the other one to the back, and they do like a monologue thing. they just wear normal clothes and just paint their faces hahaha last week when i bought MY SWEET NEW FAKE ROLEX i talked to the guy who sold it to me and we went and taught him this week! hes cool and his name is hector. we are teaching this other guy named luis
that we met on the boardwalk the other night. hes cool too hes like 20 or 21 and he used to be pretty CHOLO but hes trying to change and stop robbing so much. he has way bad kidneys i guess and cant be away from his house for more than 4 hours cuz he has to do dialisis all the time. i feel bad for him. AND THEN I HAD THE MOST MANLY WEEKEND EVER. listen to this. the family vazquez, well the dad armando asked if we could help him work on the MOTOR OF HIS TRUCK so of course we said yes, as if we had any idea what we were doing. so we get there and he invited us cuz the manual he had about his CARBURATEUR was in english hahahahha. so im reading these instructions and its like `make sure that the valves attached to the nozzle of the pumps are securely fastened to the bolts of the piston valve hoses...rotary....gurder...` hahah and hes like `k so what do we need to do?` hahahhahaha he wanted me to translate words that i didnt even know in english hahahaha i was like `well according to the drawing here...` hahahhaha but we got his truck working and now i know how a FUEL PUMP WORKS! how manly right? so just when i think my MANLY WEEKEND is over, yesterday after church we went with the family aguilera to their ranch to eat again where we went last week and the chickens ate our food. so we get there and guess what we did? WE CHOPPED WOOD TO MAKE A FIRE TO GRILL HAMBURGERS. i feel like the biggest man ever. the hamburgers were sooo good though for real and now i know how to GRILL STUFF. hahah i had my plate in my lap again yesterday and a chicken JUMPED UP ONTO MY PLATE AND STARTED PECKING MY FOOD hahahhaha i love going out to that ranch. the animals are so hilarious. i love you guys tons! thanks for all you do for me and i miss you tons! AND STAY OUT OF MY ROOM MANDY! just kidding thats fine. just dont let fake baby poop in there. that is sooo sweet that its a girl. there is tons of stuff here that i see that i wanna buy it like sweet mexican dresses and leetle shoes and stuff. write me lots this week! thanks for all you do for me! love you guys tons! and next time i write you ill have DIEZ MESES! whaaa???? byebye bye
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
November 1, 2010
So we are trying to get this less active family back to church named the familia vazquez and they are soooo cool they are one of my favorite families ive met on my mission and they have this 11 year old girl that turned 12 on friday. we wanted to get her something for her b day so we stopped at this store on the way to her house and it was sooo hard shopping for her cuz i have no clue what to buy a 12 year old girl cuz they dont like barbies but not really like women stuff either so i looked in the boys section and ya know the claw grabber things that have grippers at the end to reach stuff? there was one of those but it was A HAND hahhahaha it was soooo hilarious so we bought that for her and wrapped it up. my comp was so hilarious hes like `we thought...you might like...this arm...` hahahahhaha but we went over to their house and surprised her with it and she was sooo happy! it was one of my favorite things of my whole mission! and im not reallly sure why. all that she got for her birthday was a hamburger that her older sisters boyfriend bought her cuz her family doesnt really have any money. she kept bugging her mom and rubbing the hand in her hair and messing it up and then we ate cake together. that family is way cool i want you guys to meet them...some...time... :/ then on saturday we went to this leetle old ladys house to eat and she reminds me tons of a mexican grandma watson. her body shape and how she talks and she even has a black lab. and its named `black` hahahahahhaa anyways so we ate chicken and rice with her and she gave me a glass to fill up with a pitcher of juice and in the bottom of the glass was like a centimeter of dirty water. i couldnt really just dump out the dirty water right in front of her so i just filled it up with juice and tried to drink as fast as i could and not think about it. so i thought that was the worst part cuz the food was ok and nothing crazy happened. i feel soooo bad for her cuz her house is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad and sooooo dirty and then she told us that she had dessert for us which was sooo nice cuz a lot of times> even the rich people dont give us dessert so you know it was a> sacrifice for her to do it. so she gives us each a bowl of jello that she had made. i started eating it and there was chunks of something in the jello, so i asked her if it was fruit or something and she said `no....` hahaha so i just didnt ask anymore questions. so we thanked her for the food and shared a scripture and left. then yesterday we ate at this farm with this family and we ate> outside and they have SOO MANY CHICKENS and there wasnt room on the table so i was eating with my food on my lap and a chicken came in between my legs and started eating the food off my plate hahahah and my comp went to the bathroom and while he was gone a chicken jumped up and just started eating off of his plate. nobody said anything so i didn't either. :/
well, i also want to let you know that i have a testimony and that i dont just eat jello all day. ive learned a ton on my mission and im not even half way done yet. something that ive learned a ton about is seriously how blessed we are. i think thats what being in this area has taught me cuz there are nice americans houses, then we go to a mexicans house just on the other side of the hill and its soooooooooo sad. theres a part of town here called `cartonlandia` because all of the houses are made of cardboard or scrap pieces of metal or plastic and ive never ever seen anything like it. i dont think i`ll ever be able to understand how people can live like how they do here. but they do it and they are SO HAPPY! the people that live in the cardboard shacks are wayyy happier than the old americans that live in their mansions. they play soccer outside in the dirt alleys that pass through the leetle town and its never ever with a good soccer ball. its always like deflated or an old boot or something but they are so happy and just love talking to people and being around one another. they are also the most generous people too. they wanna give you whatever they have even though they dont have anything. when i was in morelia i was about to finish the book of mormon in spanish but for some reason i felt like i should wait, so i waited and just studied other stuff but then the other week i was kinda bummed cuz i missed baptizing people and teaching people that had never heard the gospel before. allllll of our focus has been on less active people. so i decided to finish the book of mormon to see if it would make me feel better. i finished reading the last couple pages that i had left in morelia and i prayed. i was so happy after i had done that! my comp and i finished studying and left the house and went to work, and it was one of the happiest days of my whole mission. i miss you guys tons and think about you a lot, but i know i don't want to be be anywhere else in the world right now besides getting crappy haircuts and sharing food with chickens :/ i started reading the book of mormon in spanish again and im about half way through. doing that and then going to peoples houses and sharing it with them has been soooo cool. but i just want you guys to know that i know im not wasting my time and that i havent regretted one time coming on a mission! thanks for all you guys do for me and for writing every week! this week my fake oakley watched stopped working so today i bought a new fake ROLEX! hoyeah! anyways love you guys tons and talk to ya LAYTA!
October 25, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
October 11, 2010
September 30, 2010
September 20, 2010
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September 6, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
August 2, 2010
June 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
July 19, 2010
July 12, 2010
July 5, 2010
June 28, 2010
my comp told me that i speak spanish in my sleep cool huh? ashley we´re twins now! yesterday in church the mariachi guys wife and daughter got confirmed in sacrament. the wife asked me to confirm her and its pretty sketchy cuz the WHOLE WARD watches cuz its right in the middle of sacrament its like a baby blessing. i think it went ok though. welll i think thats pretty much all that happened this week! im trying to send youguys some stuff bt i wanna do it through dhl so it makes it to you hahah anyways i love you guys and miss you tons! have a fun 4th WITHOUT ME! geeeez. love you guys!
June 21, 2010
June 14, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
May 24, 2010
hey hey family! how the crap is snowy utah? haha it feels soooooo good here today. you guys should come visit or something if your not SNOWED IN hahahahaha k im done. this week was good we were supposed to baptize a family of 3 saturday but they said they wanted another week so we are gonna baptize them, another family of 3 and an 11 year old girl hopefully this sunday. its a total of 7 so hopefully someone out of those guys shows up haha we taught a lesson to that family of three who had the fecha for the saturday that just passed and we taught them the word of wisdom and they were all good with it except one of the daughters drank coffee but said that she could stop any time, so i asked her if she wanted to go on the roof and throw it off haha so we all went up on their roof and she threw this big glass jar of coffee of her roof it was cool. today we went to centro and looked at the cathedrals and went inside and they are sooo sweet! brooke i forgot to tell you this! look up the cathedral in morelia mexico cuz you would love it! its soooo sweet on the inside i took tons of pictures. they were doing mass when we visited and there were tons of people all humming and chanting and stuff it was actually way cool! we had a lesson with our cool mariachi band family this week and it was at like 930 at night and the power company was doing something with their lights so the power was out, so we just lit candles and he played the guitar and we ate ice cream and drank hot chocolate for like 2 hours and listened to him haha you probably jsut had to be there but it was way funny. i love that family so much. they wanna get baptized so bad but he works until 5 in the morning saturday ngihts so they can never come to church. hopefully something changes with it cuz they come to all the other activities during the week they just cant come on sundays. we are gonna keep visiting them cuz they are so sweet. they knocked on our door this morning at like 930 and asked if we wanted to hang out with them again for our pday hahah they are way cool. we had a lesson this week with an investigator we havent been able to find for a while. we taught him the plan of salvation. centro was way cool today there is tons of way cool stuff to see and all these little shops to go too. i found the hotel we can stay at when we come visit too! its right in downtown across the street from the cathedral its way cool. im gonna try to send pictures right now but have an awesome week guys! im gonna print out your letters and read them during the week. thanks for everything and dont forget im ALIVE STILL! love you guys! elder teeeebeets
May 31, 2010
June 7, 2010
hey heyhey! im gonna try to go fast cuz i wanna send pictures! hahah last week we played soccer at that indoor place and i twisted my ankle way bad and all week it looked like i was wearing a moonboot hahahah my kankle was so fat. oh! i got my packages! hoooooooooyeah! i got 2 packages i think the first 2 you sent mom! and the ipod was in there! everything was so perfect! i got those letters from the ward too they are so funny! i loved all those pictures and everything send more pictures! just in emails or something i love seeing pictures of you guys. we baptized a girl named valeria on saturday that i met in a laundromat. her mom and little brother are hopefully gonna get baptized this saturday or sunday the mom just has to stop smoking. our sweet mariachi family came to the baptism and they liked it a ton and then the guy told his band that he couldnt work saturday night cuz he was going to church and then he came it was so sweet. everything was going way good then sunday at like 4 in the afternoon while we were eating lunch the president called and told elder barnes he was getting transferred to be a zone leader in uruapan so that was so sad. he started crying hahaha i felt so bad for him i was way sad too cuz we got along so good. he was way cool but i got my new comp today. his name is elder smith. mom remember when you said that its better that the families didnt wanna just not have anything to do with the church at all? well we were supposed to help one of our coolest families of 3 move the other day and then they were just gone, so we found theyre new house and knocked on the door and they didnt answer, then they sent us a text that said that they didnt wanna talk to us anymore hahahhaha they came to church on sunday and one of the teachers just kinda bashed the catholic church the whole time so that might have offended them or somethinghaha im not sure but i guess they arent gonna get baptized anymore...ehhh.... we.ll see what happens. k im gonna try to send pictures really quick if i get time ill write more but i love you guys tons and miss you! thanks for the packages and emails i love you guys!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
May 17, 2010
heyyyyyyyy! talking to you was soooooo sweet last sunday oh my. we were supposed to be able to email monday too but we changed houses and didnt have any time. our new house is way sweet! its 2 stories and just me and my comp live in it. theres a balcony thing in the back with a little tin roof and i put my hammock under it and its been raining a lot so i lay in that and the rain falls right next to me off the roof its so sweet! we went with one of the hermanos to this place and he bought us tacos de cabesa they were way good but they are made from a cows brains eyes cheeks and tongue hahah i guess they just mash it all up and make tacos out of it hahah they tasted good though :/ we taught this lesson at this house and the kids were eating dinner while we were there and ive honestly never seen so many flies in my entire life in one place there was honestly thousands of flies on their dinner table and all in their beans and tacos and they were just eating like nothing was happening hahaha it was so sick they´re like .wanna taco?!. hahahhah last monday after we got moved in we had to go to centro and i bought some more stuff hahha i bought a dock for my ipod for 100 pesos or like 9 bucks haha and we went to this place that sells sweeet ties gage you would be so jealous and they were only like 35 pesos or like 3 bucks. after that i wanted to get a new watch and dad i bought an oakley one you would like i think! its gotta be fake cuz it was like 185 pesos, but its way sweet! a member took us out to lunch the other day to this place called sirloin stockade and it was the greatest place ever its just like chuckarama hyahaha i was in love i really have never eaten so much food in my life. i love the food here but it was a buffet of american food it tasted soo good. they had a mothers day bash at the church this weekand it was hilarious. all the members just dance and have fun its so funny no one cares what anyone thinks. they love american rap and they were playing such bad songs in the chapel hahah but no one had any idea what the words were saying i was laughing so hard. we went to that conference in guadalajara saturday and heard the apostle talk it was way goood but i was mostly just excited for that package haha then the conference ended and they told us they didnt have our mail! can you believe that! and that counted as the zone conference for may so i have to wait until june to get that pàckage! oh well i guess it will give me something to look forward too. we were supposed to have 2 baptisms yesterday and they both fell through so hopefully this week! i dont know if you rememeber the story about the lady that has 2 daughters that we talked to in a bus a couple weeks ago but her and her daughters are gonna get baptized this saturday so thats good! today we played indoor soccer in downtown it was way fun! after that our way cool mariachi band family wanted to have us over for lunch so we went there! they gave us hamburgers haha they were so good. those guys are getting baptized soon too its just hard to get him to church cuz he works saturday nights until 5 in the morning! they wanna get baptized but we just gotta figure out how to get the dad to church. i´ll try to send pictures right now but i love you guys and miss you tons! i printed out all your letters cuz i didnt have too much time again today but i cant wait to read them! oh dad i did look at the pictures of your truck that is sooooo sweet i cant wait to get home so you can finally give it to me! i bet your dying of anticipation! and gage this kid in our ward is way into football and told me that both ladainian tomlinson and santonio holmes are going to the jets?! Love you guys! hasta lunes!
Friday, May 7, 2010
May 3, 2010
Braden seems to be doing great. We cant wait to talk to him Sunday!!
hey hey hey we have been gone all day looking at mayan pyramides so we dont have very much time to email! we have an appointment at 530 and that was 5 minutes ago hahah so we just have to write way fast! last tuesday this taxi driver drove us home and we started talking to him about the church and hes like i really wanna change my life and start following christ so we got all excited and stuff and hes like i just dont know if i can be forgiven of my sins. ive killed 4 people. so that was weird. now he knows where we live too hahah he said he was gonna come to church but he didnt show up. im not sure how much progress we could really make with him until he got out of prison anyways haha poor guy then on wednesday we went to this town in our area that elder barnes has never even been to and hes been in morelia for 3 months hah funny huh its like 45 minutes away. the bus finally got us there and it was so crazy. there wasnt really anything there at all. we talked to 2 people and they both told us we should leave the town fast or else we were gonna get robbed hahaha one of the ladies we talked to was selling used clothes on the side of the road. she was using a tie to tie down her tarp roof and said that she wanted to sell it to me, so i bought it from her for 1 peso haha thats like 9 cents. i tried to pay her more but she said no and that the tie would bring me good luck. it was so filthy and had holes in it but i took it home and washed it and im wearing it right now haha if i have time to send pictures from today youll see it it really isnt too. we were walking to our first appointment the other day and this guy came up to us in the street and shook our hands and then he just started crying and said “i cant find work and my family is hungry and i know you guys are close to christ so can you say a prayer for me right now?.” so we did and it was so sad he was crying so hard it was so sad. we had our baptism saturday night! everything went way good. the water was freezing cuz we didnt have gas but other than that everything was good! we´re inviting a bunch of people to be baptized for may. it was hard when i first got here cuz there werent any investigators so we had to start from scratch but they´re all starting to progress the ones we found. today for pday we went to a place called patzcuaro. you guys should look it up its so sweet! i´ll try to send pictures but i definitely wanna go there after the mission with you guys! theres this island with a huge statue and tons of little stores and restaurants. i bought a ton of stuff and felt bad then remembered that it was like 15 dollars worth of stuff haha thats the cool thing about mexico. oh! i found out about calling for mothers day! we are gonna go to our bishops house sunday and YOU GUYS CALL US! you have to remember that part! haha you guys are supposed to call me at 6pm oclock my time, so i think thats 5 oclock pm your time. elder barnes told me that its a way long process to get the call through, so call a little bit early so we for sure have the whole time to talk! the bishops number is 443-304-0843. call some time this week and make sure it works so that we can talk for way long on sunday! so rememeber thats 6 oclock my time haha if you havent called by like 6:10pm i´ll just run to a pay phone or something haha oh yeah today we went and saw some sweet mayan ruins too. anyways i love you guys tons and miss you too! i cant wait to read your letters i just printed them all out so theyre in my backpack right now. thanks for everything and i´ll talk to you on sunday! love you guys and talk to you soon! ps. make sure brookes at the house! :O nos vemos!